奇怪的梦

我在星期四早晨起来
（h1n1=关学校season）
心想：很显，去学校咯
然后换衣，整理一下。。。
好了，上车
阿爸惊讶地问：你有去学校乜？
我讲：没有东西做，去咯

到了路口我下车，
心想：真系无聊
我本来plan好去饮茶，然后回家
怎知道
走到校门口，
门开的喔！
还有很多学生添！
吓到我一下，
我有带书包，
所以很理所当然地进学校。。。
有点不对劲，越来越多学生了。。。
（不是讲关学校乜？做么酱多人的？）

带着confused的心情
走到new block的楼梯
上楼。。。
靠近班的时候，
我看到很多熟悉的脸孔
（吓？有读书乜？）
管他的，我照样进班
在我的位子坐下。。。

包仙人看到我，问：你来了啊？
眉讲：你ponteng了两天
我觉得很奇怪：sms不是讲关学校乜？
刚睡醒的熊讲：假的啦。
我茅塞顿开：吓？我不是ponteng了两天？！
（星期一收到讲学校关的信息）
眉：是啦！
horrified，我转头看白板。。。
woah，真的有老师教书的痕迹
我看到很多很多的数学equation。。。

然后开眼睛
我还在房间
起来在那边想：惨咯，ponteng两天！
然后看到窗口，很亮
又想：吓！天亮了！迟到了!
要完全起身前就在那边想：
诶？没有！关学校了，不用去学校。。。

啊，冒了冷汗
恐怖啊
原来，只是一场梦。。。

China violin

Mom took er-hu lessons two weeks ago
She was persuade by her friends
or so i heard
anyway
last Saturday was her 2nd lesson
she practice at home
"do-so-do-so-do-so..."
suddenly
"POP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1 of the balloons we hung downstairs popped
dunno it's coincidence
or too high pitch

dad say:" aiyo, balloon burst dy"
(a mere joke i think)
But anyway, she continued
"do-so-do-so-do-so..."
Then
"POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
again a balloon popped
they say once is coincidence
but twice?
umm...
I can only say it's freshman's experience...

mom oso said she wan learn dao very pro
until can play birthday songs during our birthdays
until can play jay chou de song...
=.=""
mom, you berusaha la, good luck...

Watever you do, don't fall sick

What the heck?
My bro sick jor a week
oso 'distanced' a week la
today got trial exam a
baru first day,
teacher call him dun need come tmr
stay home for a week
What the?
He just did that a week ago
Again?!
The exam...
teacher say wait til he cum back school NEXT WEEK baru continue

Why like this?
Is b'coz last week he sick
Today go back school take trial
But unfortunately
He got "nose water"
maybe coz like this teacher thought...
he got kena or something
tak ada la, cikgu
Dia sudah sembuh
jadi balik sekolah mar

What luck...
So, whatever you do, DON'T FALL SICK!!!!!

Chinese-ed

I create blog for almost 3 months dy lo
Yet,
Few ppl rmb the name of my blog
Worse
Mum duno how to pronounce the name =.="
Aiya
Fine also
I change lo...
Mostly chinese-ed
Coz I lazy make big changes
Lazy lazy lazy lazy...
So
Only do direct translation

Oso plan to do a "blog make-over"
Coz "black cat" is used by thousands of ppl
Blogger la
Facebook la
Friendster la
Many lo...
Macam i copy ppl de style dy
Suan
I'll try edit lo
But this nid to wait til when i'm not lazy
Maybe next season
Or next year...
Hahahahahaha
Still, will change...

进化中

ng kang ning
是我出生后用的第一个名字
认识了第一个朋友后
就变成了
kang ning
过后经过家人+朋友的省略后
就逐渐演变成
an ning
可能是贪顺口呱
但一样是两个音
没有变咯~

过后
有的朋友已经开始叫ning了
cut掉了"ah"
酱也好的
"ah"有点土的feel...=.=

曾有一阵子
我迷上傻仔keroro...
身旁的二等兵——tamama
所以
朋友叫我tadpole
啊~~~
变蝌蚪了
过了一阵子
我们也逐渐淡忘了
我也进化变回人了
哈哈

有一次
包仙人有灵感
把"kang ning" simplify 了
变成 ng (ka ni)
*注：kani日语为蟹
我从人变蟹了
但一下子又淡忘了

就这样
我进化了几次
但最后
还是退化变回
ah ning...